Who will buy my kidney?
Yes, this is a strange plea.
I need to fund a quest
As I’ve been very blessed.
I’ve finally found my soulmate,
Which has opened up the floodgate
Of emotions new and scary
That would mostly make me wary,
But this feels amazing,
My neurons are blazing.
So why sell an organ
To be with a loved one?
Thousands of miles and an ocean apart,
Pining and melancholy off the chart,
Attorneys and lawyers cost a lot of money,
But I’d sell my kidney to be with my honey.
So, if you’re wanting a new body part
Check me out first before shopping Walmart.
You’ll help two souls live their wonderful dream,
While eating a kidney with wine and cream.