Who will buy my kidney?

Yes, this is a strange plea.

I need to fund a quest

As I’ve been very blessed.

I’ve finally found my soulmate,

Which has opened up the floodgate

Of emotions new and scary

That would mostly make me wary,

But this feels amazing,

My neurons are blazing.

So why sell an organ

To be with a loved one?

Thousands of miles and an ocean apart,

Pining and melancholy off the chart,

Attorneys and lawyers cost a lot of money,

But I’d sell my kidney to be with my honey.

So, if you’re wanting a new body part

Check me out first before shopping Walmart.

You’ll help two souls live their wonderful dream,

While eating a kidney with wine and cream.