If I was a Banana

Published May 18, 2020 by Naomi Rettig

If I was a banana

I’d be quite appealing.

I’d zip my yellow suit off

And throw it on the ceiling.

I’d streak around the kitchen

With my pale white flesh on show,

Wiggling my banana butt

Everywhere I go.

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