If I was a Christmas bauble
I’d be as sparkly as I could be.
I’d roll myself in glitter
And launch myself at the tree.
I’d try to aim up really high
So I could be near the star.
I’d try not to land on the nutcracker
As that would be quite bizarre.
I don’t want to hang way too low
As I don’t want to be a cat toy.
Snowy the cat’s on a mission
To seek sparkly things and destroy.
I’d avoid hanging next to a light,
I don’t want to be melted plastic.
I might get thrown in the trash
And that would be far too drastic.
Maybe I should replace the star
At the top of the Christmas tree?
Oh, think of the view from up there.
Yes, at the top is where I should be!